I have often wanted to drown my troubles,
by Anonymous

I have often wanted to drown my troubles,
but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
- Anonymous

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A bird does not sing because it has an answer.
It sings because it has a song.
- Chinese Proverb

Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
- Swedish Proverb

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Thank you for joining me on this journey we call life,
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
- Anonymous

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
- Anonymous

All things at first appear difficult.
- Chinese proverb

See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil.
- Japanese pictorial maxim (the Three Wise Monkeys)

He who takes medicine and neglects his diet
wastes the skill of his doctors.
- Chinese Proverb

We Can Do It!
- WW II US Government Poster

You Create Your Own Reality.
- Anonymous

Love me when I least deserve it,
because that's when I really need it.
- Swedish Proverb

No good comes from hurrying.
- Yiddish Proverb

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have.
- Yiddish Proverb

This day I will marry my friend,
the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love.
- Anonymous

Just when the caterpillar thought
the world was over, it became a butterfly.
- Anonymous

Happiness is a choice.
- Anonymous

Without change, there would be no butterflies.
- Anonymous

This is my wish for you:
Comfort on difficult days,
Smiles when sadness intrudes,
Rainbows to follow the clouds,
Laughter to kiss your lips,
Sunsets to warm your heart,
Hugs when spirits sag,
Beauty for your eyes to see,
Friendships to brighten your being,
Faith so that you can believe,
Confidence for when you doubt,
Courage to know yourself,
Patience to accept the truth,
Love to complete your life.
- Anonymous

Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.
- Anonymous

Anger is like a thorn in the heart.
- Yiddish Proverb

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

A closed mind is like a closed book;
just a block of wood.
- Chinese proverb

Time cures all things.
- Proverb

The best things in life are free.
- Anonymous

Be the best that you can be.
- Anonymous

Some people dream of success
while others wake up and work hard at it.
- Anonymous

Be who you are and say what you feel
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind.
- commonly but falsely attributed to Dr. Seuss,
this misquote consists of the Bernard Baruch quote,
"Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
with additional words added anonymously.

Anything Is Possible.
- Anonymous

A bend in the road is not the end of the road
unless you fail to make the turn.
- Anonymous

There is no truth, only human opinion.
- Anonymous

Time flies.
- Anonymous

Listen to all, plucking a feather
from every passing goose,
but, follow no one absolutely.
- Chinese Proverb

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
love leaves a memory no one can steal.
- From a headstone in Ireland

Yesterday is history,
tomorrow is a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That is why it is called Present.
- Anonymous

When the music changes, so does the dance.
- African Proverb

Strike while the iron is hot.
- Proverb

It is amazing how much you can accomplish
when it doesn't matter who gets the credit.
- Anonymous

Persistence prevails when all else fails.
- Anonymous

Man plans, God laughs
- Yiddish Proverb

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed,
easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
- Proverb

Follow your own star.
- Anonymous

Examine what is said, not him who speaks.
- Arabian Proverb

Life is what you make it.
- Anonymous

Everything is not as it appears to be.
- Proverb

Hunker down.
- Anonymous

He who has health has hope,
and he who has hope has everything.
- Anonymous

One man with courage makes a majority.
- old saying probably repeated by Andrew Jackson
(falsely attributed to Jefferson)

Everyone should carefully observe
which way his heart draws him,
and then choose that way with all his strength.
- Hasidic Proverb

Many hands make light work.
- Proverb

Never stop dreaming.
- Anonymous

Reach for the stars.
- Anonymous

Don't Limit Your Challenges... Challenge Your Limits.
- Anonymous

Wherever you go, there you are.
- Traditional Zen Proverb

Love is saying "I feel differently,"
instead of "You're wrong."
- Anonymous

To dream of the person you would like to be
is to waste the person you are.
- Anonymous

March to the beat of your own drum.
- Proverb

Don't ever give up.
- Anonymous

If you understand, things are just as they are;
if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
- Zen Proverb

He who hesitates is lost.
- Proverb

Be not afraid of growing slowly,
be afraid only of standing still.
- Chinese Proverb

You cannot discover new oceans unless
you have the courage to lose site of the shore.
- Anonymous

Keep the Faith.
- Anonymous

Necessity is the mother of invention.
- Proverb

Willingness without action is a fantasy.
- Anonymous

Return love for hate.
- Anonymous

Seize the day (Carpe Diem)
- ancient Roman proverb

Whoever loves instruction loves knowledge,
but he who hates correction is stupid.
- Anonymous

We will be known forever by the tracks we leave.
- American Indian Proverb

It takes years to build up trust,
and only seconds to destroy it.
- Anonymous

Be happy for this moment.
This moment is your life.
- Anonymous

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