Accountant Quotes

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession;
a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
- Charles Lyell

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Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump

You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth

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Thank you for joining me on this journey we call life,
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There are only two or three human stories,
and they go on repeating themselves as fiercely
as if they had never happened before.
- Willa Cather

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart

One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard

Hate is never conquered by hate,
Hate is only conquered by love.
- The Buddha

Choose Inner Peace.
Nothing is worth losing your inner peace.
Take action as circumstances require,
but never surrender your inner peace.
Stop. Breathe deeply.
Close your eyes and breathe deeply again.
Then, and only then, take action -
from a peaceful heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle,
and the life of the candle will not be shortened.
Happiness never decreases by being shared.
- The Buddha

Our Joy comes from living our own lives simply -
never from demanding that others live simply -
or from ever making any demands whatsoever upon others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou

Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything.
- Billy Graham

It is never too late to become what you might have been.
- George Eliot

Never impose on others what
you would not choose for yourself.
- Confucius (Ancient Chinese)

If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought,
happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him.
- The Buddha

We can never get enough of what we don't really need.
- Matthew Kelly

Never give up.
- Anonymous

Unless you try to do something
beyond what you have already mastered,
you will never grow.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

You may be always victorious if
you will never enter into any contest
where the issue does not wholly depend upon yourself.
- Epictetus

The problems of the world cannot possibly
be solved by skeptics or cynics
whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities.
We need men who can dream of things that never were.
- John F. Kennedy

Nurture your mind with great thoughts,
for you will never go any higher than you think.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Know that you are never alone.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson

Anyone who has never made a mistake,
has never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein

Never do things others can do and will do
if there are things others cannot do or will not do.
- Amelia Earhart

Never tell people how to do things.
Tell them what to do and they will
surprise you with their ingenuity.
- George S. Patton

Talk not of wasted affection;
affection never was wasted.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

My life has been filled with terrible misfortune;
most of which never happened.
- Michel Eyquem De Montaigne

The sum of wisdom is that
time is never lost that is devoted to work.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A part of you has grown in me.
And so you see, it's you and me
together forever and never apart,
maybe in distance, but never in heart.
- Anonymous

There are those that look at things
the way they are, and ask "Why?"
I dream of things that never were, and ask "Why not?"
- Robert F. Kennedy paraphrase of George Bernard Shaw

You will never find time for anything.
If you want time you must make it.
- Charles Buxton

Do not anticipate trouble,
or worry about what may never happen.
Keep in the sunlight.
- Benjamin Franklin

Never stop dreaming.
- Anonymous

If you love something, set it free;
if it comes back it's yours,
if it doesn't, it never was.
- Richard Bach

What we have once enjoyed we can never lose.
All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.
- Helen Keller

Be the chief but never the lord.
- Lao Tzu

There may be times when we are powerless
to prevent injustice, but there must never
be a time when we fail to protest.
- Elie Wiesel

You can never solve a problem on the level
on which it was created.
- Albert Einstein

Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly and in a calm spirit.
Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever,
even if your whole world seems upset.
- Saint Francis de Sales

The false can never grow into truth by growing in power.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Necessity never made a good bargain.
- Benjamin Franklin

If you spend your whole life waiting for the storm,
you'll never enjoy the sunshine.
- Morris West

Never give in - never, never, never, never.
- Winston Churchill

Never bend your head. Always hold it high.
Look the world straight in the eye.
- Helen Keller

Life is fully as bad as you think it is,
so never think life is bad.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Money has never made man happy, nor will it,
there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness.
The more of it one has the more one wants.
- Benjamin Franklin

May you never forget what is worth remembering,
or remember what is best forgotten.
- Anonymous

Love the heart that hurts you,
but never hurt the heart that loves you.
- Vipin Sharma

Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world.
For, indeed, that's all who ever have.
- Margaret Mead

We never repent of having eaten too little.
- Thomas Jefferson

Never take counsel of your fears.
- Andrew Jackson

Man lives freely only by his readiness to die, if need be,
at the hands of his brother, never by killing him.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

We never see what we are not ready to see.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Where are you going? Where does your path lead?
You can never know the future, yet wandering aimlessly
is unlikely to be the source of a fulfilling life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When we do the best that we can,
we never know what miracle is wrought in our life,
or in the life of another.
- Helen Keller

Never be fooled into believing that
there is one speck out of order.
- Byron Katie

You are never given a wish without also
being given the power to make it true.
You may have to work for it, however.
- Richard Bach

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

A true "moral compass" never points toward discrimination.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When I look back on all these worries,
I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed
that he had had a lot of trouble in his life,
most of which had never happened.
- Winston Churchill

Never look back unless you are planning to go that way.
- Henry David Thoreau

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling,
but in rising every time we fall.
- Nelson Mandela

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.
- Thomas Jefferson
(also attributed to Benjamin Franklin and Lord Chesterfield)

The human voice can never reach the distance
that is covered by the still small voice of conscience.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

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May the world be kind to you, and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie