Cynic Quotes

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything
and the value of nothing.
- Oscar Wilde

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The believer's ray of light is the cynic's sunburn.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers,
looks around for a coffin.
- H. L. Mencken

The problems of the world cannot possibly
be solved by skeptics or cynics
whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities.
We need men who can dream of things that never were.
- John F. Kennedy

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Thank you for joining me on this journey we call life,
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Modern cynics and skeptics... see no harm in paying those
to whom they entrust the minds of their children
a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom
they entrust the care of their plumbing.
- John F. Kennedy

The worst government is often the most moral.
One composed of cynics is often very tolerant and humane.
But when fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
- H. L. Mencken

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain,
and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin

Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump

You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer
but wish we didn't.
- Erica Jong

Watch what people are cynical about,
and one can often discover what they lack.
- George S. Patton

What people often mean by getting rid of conflict
is getting rid of diversity,
and it is of the utmost importance
that these should not be considered the same.
- M. P. Follett

My life has been filled with terrible misfortune;
most of which never happened.
- Michel Eyquem De Montaigne

When we remember we are all mad,
the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
- Mark Twain

When you ask the wrong question,
you usually get a nonsense answer.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

Man plans, God laughs
- Yiddish Proverb

Nothing is enough for the man to whom enough is too little.
- Epicurus

If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry,
that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware
of having no good reason for thinking as you do.
- Bertrand Russell

If you want reality to be different than it is,
you might as well try to teach a cat to bark.
- Byron Katie

Bigotry tries to keep truth safe in its hand
with a grip that kills it.
- Rabindranath Tagore

It is well to remember that the
entire population of the universe,
with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
- Andrew J. Holmes

You got to be careful if you
don't know where you're going,
because you might not get there.
- Yogi Berra

When we blindly adopt a religion,
a political system, a literary dogma,
we become automatons. We cease to grow.
- Anais Nin

Everything popular is wrong.
- Oscar Wilde

Never ascribe to malice that which is
adequately explained by incompetence.
- Napoleon

Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
- Mark Twain

It is one thing to say that something should be done,
but quite a different matter to do it.
- Aesop

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
- Benjamin Franklin

It is far better to be alone,
than to be in bad company.
- George Washington

Always listen to the experts.
They'll tell you what can't be done and why.
Then do it.
- Robert Heinlein

The presence of those seeking the truth
is infinitely to be preferred
to the presence of those who think they've found it.
- Terry Pratchett

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.
- John Morley

With manners comes insincerity.
Truth is sometimes difficult.
- Bono

I distrust those people who know so well
what God wants them to do,
because I notice it always coincides
with their own desires.
- Susan B. Anthony

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,
it is time to pause and reflect.
- Mark Twain

No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority.
- Robert A. Heinlein

Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer

The more you expect, the more you get disappointed in life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown
is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell

Nothing is ever going to work out the way you want,
so you may as well choose to want the way life does work out.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The bulk of the world's knowledge is an imaginary construction.
- Helen Keller

Life is fully as bad as you think it is,
so never think life is bad.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never let your sense of morals
get in the way of doing what's right.
- Isaac Asimov

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.
- Henry David Thoreau

If you are lonely when you're alone, you are in bad company.
- Jean-Paul Sartre

People understand me so poorly that they don't even understand
my complaint about them not understanding me.
- Soren Kierkegaard

The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous

Men occasionally stumble over the truth,
but most of them pick themselves up
and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
- Winston Churchill

We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks-
if we agree with him.
- Mark Twain

When trouble arises and things look bad,
there is always one individual who perceives a solution
and is willing to take command.
Very often, that individual is crazy.
- Dave Barry

No crime is so great as daring to excel.
- Winston Churchill

When all else fails, try thinking.
- Anonymous

Love is an irresistible desire
to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost

What people believe prevails over the truth.
- Sophocles

An unsolicited suggestion is
undistinguishable from a criticism.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Great minds discuss ideas;
average minds discuss events;
small minds discuss people.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

If a man is proud of his wealth,
he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.
- Socrates

The best way to keep your friends
is not to give them away.
- Wilson Mizner

Normal is in the eye of the beholder.
- Whoopi Goldberg

Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking.
There is an almost universal quest
for easy answers and half-baked solutions.
Nothing pains some people more than having to think.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Life is a game - a game you can never win.
You already know the final score: Life 1, You 0.
Doesn't mean you can't have fun playing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable
who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side.
- Joseph Addison

We only see what we want to see,
and hear what we want to hear
- don Miguel Ruiz

Life - for most people - is their past projected large
onto the movie screen of their future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Between believing a thing and thinking you KNOW
is only a small step and quickly taken.
- Mark Twain

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May the world be kind to you, and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie