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I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
- Anonymous

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Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb

See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil.
- Japanese pictorial maxim (the Three Wise Monkeys)

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
- Anonymous

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Thank you for joining me on this journey we call life,
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

All things at first appear difficult.
- Chinese proverb

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
- Anonymous

He who takes medicine and neglects his diet
wastes the skill of his doctors.
- Chinese Proverb

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
- Swedish Proverb

You Create Your Own Reality.
- Anonymous

This day I will marry my friend,
the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love.
- Anonymous

Love me when I least deserve it,
because that's when I really need it.
- Swedish Proverb

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have.
- Yiddish Proverb

A bird does not sing because it has an answer.
It sings because it has a song.
- Chinese Proverb

We Can Do It!
- WW II US Government Poster

No good comes from hurrying.
- Yiddish Proverb

Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.
- Anonymous

Anger is like a thorn in the heart.
- Yiddish Proverb

Happiness is a choice.
- Anonymous

This is my wish for you:
Comfort on difficult days,
Smiles when sadness intrudes,
Rainbows to follow the clouds,
Laughter to kiss your lips,
Sunsets to warm your heart,
Hugs when spirits sag,
Beauty for your eyes to see,
Friendships to brighten your being,
Faith so that you can believe,
Confidence for when you doubt,
Courage to know yourself,
Patience to accept the truth,
Love to complete your life.
- Anonymous

Without change, there would be no butterflies.
- Anonymous

Just when the caterpillar thought
the world was over, it became a butterfly.
- Anonymous

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

Never stop dreaming.
- Anonymous

Necessity is the mother of invention.
- Proverb

You only get out what you put in.
- Anonymous

Life is what you make it.
- Anonymous

Good things come in small packages.
- old proverb

Letting go doesn't mean giving up...
it means moving on.
- Anonymous

A wise man hears one word and understands two.
- Yiddish Proverb

Be the best that you can be.
- Anonymous

Better late than never.
- Proverb

The key to happiness is having dreams.
The key to success is making your dreams come true.
- Anonymous

Everything is okay in the end.
If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
- Anonymous

Love is saying "I feel differently,"
instead of "You're wrong."
- Anonymous

We will be known forever by the tracks we leave.
- American Indian Proverb

Wherever you go, there you are.
- Traditional Zen Proverb

He who hesitates is lost.
- Proverb

May you never forget what is worth remembering,
or remember what is best forgotten.
- Anonymous

Winners must have two things:
definite goals and a burning desire to achieve them.
- Anonymous

The best way to gain self-confidence
is to do what you are afraid to do.
- Anonymous

You cannot discover new oceans unless
you have the courage to lose site of the shore.
- Anonymous

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes.
He who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.
- Chinese Proverb

Don't ask questions about fairy tales.
- Yiddish Proverb

If there is a will, there is a way.
- Anonymous

A life lived in fear is a life half lived.
- Anonymous

Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
- German Proverb

It's never too late.
- Anonymous

Anger is often more hurtful than the injury that caused it.
- English Proverb

Confidence is half of victory.
- Yiddish Proverb

Don't let your fears stand in the way of your dreams.
- Anonymous

Live and let live.
- Yiddish Proverb

Be who you are and say what you feel
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind.
- commonly but falsely attributed to Dr. Seuss,
this misquote consists of the Bernard Baruch quote,
"Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
with additional words added anonymously.

Great oaks from little acorns grow.
- Proverb

It is amazing how much you can accomplish
when it doesn't matter who gets the credit.
- Anonymous

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced.
Live your life so that when you die,
the world cries and you rejoice.
- Indian Proverb

Everything is a miracle,
not just the beautiful and lovely things.
- Anonymous

Time cures all things.
- Proverb

Strike while the iron is hot.
- Proverb

A man's good name is his best monument
- from an old churchyard at Lockerbie, Scotland

Whatever it takes.
- Anonymous

Believe in yourself.
- Anonymous

We can never be the better for our religion
if our neighbor is the worse for it.
- Anonymous

Whoever loves instruction loves knowledge,
but he who hates correction is stupid.
- Anonymous

Appreciate the Unexpected.
- Anonymous

Be a Human BEing Rather Than a Human DOing.
- Anonymous

True love has no limits.
- Anonymous

Keep the Faith.
- Anonymous

Laughter is the best medicine.
- Anonymous

Never quit.
- Anonymous

Carpe Diem (Seize the day)
- Latin Proverb

Every cloud has a silver lining.
- Proverb

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